Easy Ways to Pass a Probation Drug Test in 24 Hours
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As someone who has experience with drug testing as part of probation, I am happy to share with you some tricks about how to pass the probation drug test with flying colors.
THC metabolites can be found within four days after the occasional use of first-time users. However, for frequent users, this duration increases significantly, sometimes even up to 16 weeks after using.
Types of drug tests probation officers use
Generally speaking, there are four most common types of screening tests for marijuana. The most common use is the urine drug test, which is used in over 75% of all cases. So, the odds are that you’ll be asked to take this test.
Other tests include a hair follicle test, a saliva test, and finally – the rarest test performed of them all – the blood test.
How to pass a urine drug test
Before I go into how you can pass this test, let’s discuss the details about how it is performed.
First, the probation officer will collect the urine sample and check if the specimen is valid. They are smart about this – they will make sure that you didn’t substitute the specimen for something else, or that you didn’t add something to it. For this purpose, they’ll check the temperature and color, gravity, and pH range.
Only then will they process the urine drug test.
When it comes to beating this kind of test, there’s one universally accepted approach – to drink plenty of fluids before the test. I recommend that you start hydrating 3 to 4 hours before you take the test, and preferably consume at least a liter of water per hour.
Now, the hydration trick will increase the urine output, but there’s still one problem you need to take care of – the THC metabolites. If you over dilute the urine, the testing lab will probably reject your sample as being too dilute.
To fix the appearance issue and pass the so-called ‘visual inspection,’ you should consume around 300mg of Vitamin B2 right when you start hydrating. Also, it might be a good idea to drink an electrolyte solution that will allow the kidneys to excrete the extra electrolytes with the excess fluids and maintain the gravity of your urine in what is considered to be a normal range.
Finally, there’s the popular trend of consuming activated charcoal that absorbs the THC metabolites. Thanks to a process called enterohepatic recirculation, the THC metabolites are targeted and removed from the intestine, as well as the urine.
How to pass a hair drug testing
A hair drug test can detect the presence of many drugs that remain captured inside the follicles of the hair. It is performed by a healthcare professional that later sends it to the laboratory for further analysis.
In most cases, the drug test detection period is around 90 days, making it the most excruciating testing request for most people. Compared to the urine and blood, as well as saliva tests that have a detection period of a couple of days, weeks at the most, this one requires you not to take any drugs – ever.
For this reason, this is a less commonly requested test, but it is still present in the court system and even in some companies that work with safety, defense, transportation, healthcare, education, aviation, or transit. And of course, probation officers love it.
As if the detection period isn’t enough of a cause for a headache, there’s also the amount of information a hair follicle can give. Did you know that a hair follicle test can tell people when you started using a drug, for how long, and when you stopped? It is ridiculous, that is.
Why do probation officers expect you to be clean for months and give up drugs altogether?
Regardless, they still might ask you to, which means that you have to learn how to pass the hair drug test, too.
The best and most popular way to do this is the simplest – a special hair shampoo. If you don’t have the time to wait until all those drugs clear naturally, which in this case means more than three months without any drug consumption, a hair detox product is your best option. The most popular of them all is the Zydot Ultra Clean shampoo.
How to pass a mouth swab drug test
If you are asked to pass a mouth swab drug test, I can also help you trick them with this. Saliva drug tests weren’t so popular in the past, but they are becoming much more popular today. The trickiest thing about them is – they are so simple to perform, probation officers often do this without previous warning.
These tests are said to be more accurate than the urine tests and are very simple to perform. With a single swab, probation officers and the court can see if you’ve consumed drugs in the recent past. In most cases, the THC remains in the mouth for around 72 hours, while according to the Journal of Analytical Toxicology, it can be detected in a week after consumption.
Depending on how much you’ve consumed with your mouth, the concentration will decline during this period.
Now, there’s the big issue of the THC remaining in the mouth for 24 hours after the marijuana stoning.
If you were stoned in the last 24 hours, I can’t guarantee that my trick will fully work. However, I can help you reduce the concentration or eliminate it in the case that this timeframe has passed. If you want to cheat this test, you can use a simple Listerine strip, brush and rinse your mouth with Listerine, and swallow it. Listerine components won’t show on the test, and they’ll help you pass it without any trouble.
For this trick to work, you’ll need to keep off drugs for at least 48 hours. In the case where you don’t have so much time, some extra tricks can help you:
- Drink plenty of water – this will keep the water content in the mouth moving
- Consume foods that boost your saliva production process, such as apples, cucumbers, pasta, carrots, and cheese, as well as foods with spices
- Brush the tongue, gums, and teeth like crazy
Now, you are ready to face that laboratory technician and show those annoying people that you aren’t a drug user? They never have to know the real truth!